16/04/2026
Welcome to Sarcasm & Supplies, the online shop where we’ve taken the internal monologue you usually have to suppress at work and printed it on high-quality cotton and ceramic.
It all started when our founder, Ena, realized that saying "per my last email" wasn't nearly as satisfying as wearing a hoodie that says it for you. After years of perfecting her "customer service voice" while dying a little inside, Ena noticed a tragic gap in the market: there simply weren't enough ways to let people know you’re judging them from a safe, comfortable distance.
So, she decided to fill that void with ink, thread, and a healthy dose of cynicism.
What We Do (Since Ena Made Us Write This)
We specialize in high-quality gear designed for people who speak fluent sarcasm as their primary language. Our inventory includes:
Apparel: Hoodies and shirts that serve as a wearable "Do Not Disturb" sign.
Mugs: Specifically engineered to hold enough caffeine to make human interaction tolerable.
Cards: For when you want to send a greeting that says, "I like you, but let's not make this a thing."
Our "Mission"
Our goal is simple: to provide you with the perfect tools to express your personality without having to actually use your vocal cords. Ena’s philosophy is that if you have to be awake and in public, you might as well be the funniest person in the room—even if you aren't talking to anyone.
Whether you're looking for a gift that says "I forgot your birthday until Facebook told me" or a mug that accurately reflects your Monday morning soul, we’ve got you covered.
Sarcasm & Supplies. We’re here because you have to wear clothes anyway, so they might as well be honest.
