19/09/2026
POV: Your only belt gives up the ghost after recent frequent tightening. Without it your trousers are around your ankles. Apart from tube fare you have no money until pay day. Do you:
A/ Call in sick. Pool your coppers and tube fare. Go to the offie and buy as much White Ace C***r and Glen’s Vodka as possible.
B/ Tie your trousers with tw**e. Chance your arm at shoplifting an unethical belt in H&M (what is worse the crime or the ethical standpoint? Need another POV)
C/ Consult YouTube. Prise the broken prong off the buckle with a screwdriver. Find an old tent peg, hammer and plyers. Forge a new belt prong. Go to work like nothing happened.