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Make drinking responsibly easier and more convenient with The Standard Squeeze. Squeeze, Fill, 30ml - pour a perfect standard drink every time!
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Make drinking responsibly easier and safer with The Standard Squeeze. Simply pour the spirit of your choice into our durable plastic container, Squeeze to fill the 30ml chamber and serve with your mixer of choice. Forget about buying expensive premixed drinks and don't worry about breaking glass bottles. Fill The Standard Squeeze with what ever liquid you like, throw it in your esky or bag and tak

e to a friends BBQ or go camping! Don't drink and drive, take the guess work out and and know how much you have had to drink its simple...

Squeeze, Fill, 30ml! Wash and reuse again again and again. Alcohol effects everyone in different ways and it only take one too many drinks to tip you over the limit. In 2020 over 22,000 people were detected drink driving in QLD alone.

24/06/2025

TODAY’S THE DAY ⚡
The Standard Squeeze EOFY SALE drops at 4PM sharp
✅ 40% OFF sitewide
✅ Freebies galore
✅ Only 4 hours to score
Load your carts. Tag your mates.
The countdown starts now ⏳

23/06/2025

💥 It’s almost here, get ready for 40% OFF everything!

🗓️ Tomorrow 24 June, 4PM–8PM

🎁 Free Funnel with every order
🎁 $70 = Free Shipping + Sticker Sheet
🎁 $99 = + Free Original Squeeze

✨ Built for real adventures
✨ No mess. No guess. All convenience

🛒 Add to cart early + join the list for first dibs!

23/06/2025

This isn’t your average EOFY deal.

It’s the get-in-first, cart-loading, gift-grabbing kind of deal.
🎯 40% OFF sitewide
🎁 Free Funnel, Stickers & more depending on your spend
⏳ But only for 4 hours.

Mark your calendars & load up your carts!

22/06/2025

The only thing better than The Standard Squeeze…
👉 is getting it 40% OFF with a bunch of freebies.
EOFY Sale is almost here.
Your esky is calling, don’t leave it hanging. 🍻

22/06/2025

You know that bottle everyone talks about around the fire?
Yeah… that one’s about to be 40% OFF.
EOFY SALE is nearly here.
🔥 Limited time
🎁 Free gifts
🚀 Fast shipping
It’s the biggest sale we do. Be ready.

21/06/2025

Less than 24 hours...
This is the one you don’t want to scroll past.
🎯 40% OFF sitewide
🎁 Free Funnel. Free Stickers. Free Squeeze Bottle.
🚨 4 HOURS ONLY — June 24, 4PM–8PM
Be ready. Blink and you’ll miss it.

20/06/2025

You’ll have just 4 hours to grab 40% OFF everything.

No catch. No fluff.

Just our EOFY Sale, loaded with freebies, stacked with value, and running out fast.

June 24 @ 4PM AEST.

Set your reminders. You’ve been warned.

19/06/2025

🔥 Our biggest deal of the year lands Tuesday June 24th, 4pm, 4 hours only!

✅ 40% OFF sitewide
✅ Free gear with every order
✅ Limited-time window
✅ Absolute mayhem

Tell your crew. Mark the calendar. It’s almost game time!

18/06/2025

🚨 Something big is landing… June 24th.
📅 Tuesday | 🕓 4PM

You’re not going to want to miss this. Set your alarms. 🔥👀

Stay tuned for more updates! 😎

18/06/2025

🚨 Something big is landing… June 24th.
📅 Tuesday | 🕓 4PM

You’re not going to want to miss this. Set your alarms. 🔥👀

Stay tuned for more updates!

16/06/2025

Why pack 4 different drink holders when 1 does it all? 🏕️🍺☕

Meet the 4in1, your new favorite for every drink, every adventure.

🍻 Stubby Holder
🧊 Can Cooler
☕ Coffee Mug
🥤 Tumbler

✅ Fits in standard car cup holders
✅ Keeps drinks cold for 4+ hrs & hot for 3+ hrs
✅ BPA-free, dual wall vacuum sealed
✅ Includes sealable, spill-proof lid

One cup. All your drinks. Zero compromise.
👉 Grab yours now and simplify your sips!

09/06/2025

You would have thought by now Mumma Squeeze would know she needs to use her own products, but a quick trip to the Gold Coast saw her most important companion (The Standard Squeeze) left behind 😅

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